Marriage is not always 50-50. Some days you will wake up and may have to give 90% and your spouse will give only 10%. Other days you may give just 25% and your husband will have to put in the rest 75%!


Do all things with love!


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If at the end of the wedding party you are married to the one you love - then everything went perfectly!


Congratulations! You have found that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.


Advice for husband: If at first time you don't succeed - try doing it the way your wife told you!


Congrats on your promotion from "When will you marry?" to "When are you going have babies???"


Funny quote about marriage: Marriage is a workshop where husband works and wife shops...


Advice for clever bride: A man can be the head of the house, but a woman is a neck and she may turn the head any direction she wants!


For woman: from now you can eat whatever you want!

Funny advice for marriage

Advice for bride: don't expect your husband will change after marriage.
For groom: don't expect your wife won't change!


Advice for man: marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is... a husband!


Advice for her: he stole your heart, so steal his last name!


Advice for newlywed: you love each other because you hate the same stuff!


Funny advice for both: the happiest people don't HAVE the best of everything, they just MAKE the best of everything.


Funny marriage advice: marriage should not be about looking at each other but looking in the same direction!


Keep calm! It's only a wedding...


Funny toast for newlyweds:
Here's to love and laughter,
And happily ever after.
As a husband and wife
Starts ther new life,
Let's us toast together
Their true love forever!