Funny quotes for newlywed advice

Marriage is not always 50-50. Some days you will wake up and may have to give 90% and your spouse will give only 10%. Other days you may give just 25% and your husband will have to put in the rest 75%!


Do all things with love!


You may now update your Facebook status...


If at the end of the wedding party you are married to the one you love - then everything went perfectly!


Congratulations! You have found that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.


Advice for husband: If at first time you don't succeed - try doing it the way your wife told you!


Congrats on your promotion from "When will you marry?" to "When are you going have babies???"


Funny quote about marriage: Marriage is a workshop where husband works and wife shops...


Advice for clever bride: A man can be the head of the house, but a woman is a neck and she may turn the head any direction she wants!


For woman: from now you can eat whatever you want!